Arz hai........:)

Hey Kkkkkkkiran,

On the occasion of Holi festival, some present from my side....from shayar Jailendra...;)

Title: Mumbai Local Trains mein seat ki fight
Venue: Standing in Local Train while coming back from office (in October 2006)
Addressed To: Mumbai Jantaa

Baavan seats ke compartment mein,
do sau sattar hai chhadhe huein...
sattar ko hai seat mili,
baaki do sau hai khade huein...

kuch logo ne return tha maara,
kuch logo ne lagaya zor...
kyun chand lamho ki seat ki khatir,
insaan hota hai aadamkhor...

Jo khade huein wo baithon ko dekhe,
par baithon ko koi fikar nahi...
seat saala har koi dhhoonde,
mil jaaye jo jidhar kahi..

Arey kyaa paayega bhole insaan,
chand lamho ke aaraam se tu...
mil jul ke kar lo journey,
kyaa paayegaa sangram se tu....

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Title: MBA kyaa sapna banke reh jaayega???
Situation: One months had passed since i had submitted my applications and there were no interview calls... (in November 2006)
Addressed To: Bhagwaan

Dharti pe thein kadam nahi,
740 ka score laake...
Ab khuli hai aankhe meri,
ab mere hosh hai jaage...

Wharton, Insead, Cornell, Chicago,
Interview Call ka ab tak nahi pata...
Kyaa kami thee application mein,
ae mere khuda ab tu hee bata...

Sach-Jhoonth ka acchaa balance,
essays mein tha maintain kiyaa..
poora experience likh daala thaa,
jo ab tak thaa gain kiya...

Academic mein bhi kami nahi thi,
recommendation bhi thaa khoob bhidaya...
Sab kuch perfect thaa bhagwan,
fir interview call kyun na aayaa...

Dhobi ka kutta na ban jaaoon,
na rahein america na bhaarat ke...
ISB, XLRI aur Wellingkar,
ab dikhe hai options raahat ke...

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Title: Nahi haaroonga mai...
Situation: 2 back to back rejections from my dream colleges (November 2006)
Addressed To: Myself

Dard bahut hota hai dil mein,
jab mehnat nahi rang laati hai...
asafltaa to milti hee hai,
par confidence bhi saath dubaati hai...

par sar pakadkar na baithoongaa mai,
palat ke vaar ab karnaa hai...
Jailendra is a GOOD Human being,
is baat ko saabit karnaa hai...

Wharton Chicago ne reject karke,
kar lee apni kismat kharab...
Waqt aane pe dikhla doonga,
doonga unko munh tod jawaab....

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Title: Ankur BILLI (CAT) ke peeche
Situation: To boost the moral of my friend Ankur a couple of days before he was going to attempt CAT... (in November 2006)
Addressed To: Ankur

IIM ka sapna thaa tujhko,
isliye thaa CAT ka form bhara...
exam ki date paas hai aayi,
ab ghabraao mere bhai jara...

3 months ke pehle haal thaa jaisa,
aaj bhi saalaa haal wahi hai...
jis taiyari ki khaayi thi kasmein,
wo aajtak shuru hui nahi hai...

par mat ghabrana ankur bhai,
kilaa fateh tujhe karnaa hai...
jab LAALU IIM ja sakta hai,
fir tujhko kaahein ka darnaa hai...

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Title: IPRU team - A Family
Situation: On my Project team... (in December 2006)
Addressed To: IPRU - Project Manager (in short myself)

Dil baag baag ho jaata hai,
dekh IPRU team ka mujhse pyaar...
Ab release nahi dil chaahega,
Kuch bhi kar le ye sansaar...

Vishal Ankur ki masti ho,
yaa muktesh ka ho bholapan..
sab pyaara itnaa lagtaa hai,
ki bhool jaau mai har uljhan..

Apni GF ki julfo se jyaada,
ab anna ki mujhko bhaati hai...
Ankit dear ko dekh dekh,
yaad bhai ki mujhko aati hai...

Itne sundar parivaar ko,
kyun apne haatho se todu mai..
Release wagairah sab monh maayaa,
do saal kisi ko na chhodu mai...

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Title: Hamaari Hasti
Situation: Aise hee dil mein aayaa aur likh diyaa... (in December 2006)
Addressed To: Bhagwaan

Trainer kehtaa hai - Sweet Khaana chhod do,
Papa Kehte hai - Ladki patana chhod do.

Wharton kehta hai - Sapne chhod do,
MBA kehta hai - apne chhod do.

Saasu kehti hai - MBA chhod do,
GF kehti hai - warna mujhe chhod do.

HAMESHAA AISA KYUN HOTA HAI YAAR...
KABHI AISA KYUN NAHI HOTA HAI KI.........

TCS kahe -- rating ke liye darna chhod do,
Client kahe - 6 ke baad kaam karnaa chho do...

GL Bole -- roz roz office aana chhod do,
AM bole -- train mein dhakke lagana chhod do.

HR bole -- hai salary badhi ab ghabrana chhod do,
MATC bole -- ab onsite mil rhaa humko nishana banana chhod do.

YE KUCH SACH ZINDAGI KE,
HAMNE KUBOOL KIYE HAI...
AB KYAA HAMARI HASTI,
HUM KHUD HEE BHOOL GAYE...

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Title: Nazar na lag jaaye tumko...
Situation: Likhnaa padtaa hai yaar GF ke liye kabhi kabhi warnaa naaraaz ho jaayegi... (in January 2007)
Addressed To: My GF

Chehre pe laga lena ek teeka jara tum,
apni aankho se kaajal churaake...
Nazar kisiki na lag jaaye tumko,
buri nazar se khud ko rakhna bachaake...

Kaali T-shirt pe baal bikhare bikhare,
teri har ada ek sitam dhaa rahi hai...
Aasmaan se zameen pe hai pari koi utari,
har ik fizaa yahi batla rahi hai...

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Title: Kis se Karein Shikaayat...
Situation: Kuch Naarazgi ke pal thein... (in January 2007)
Addressed To: My GF

Mujhe tumne apni baahone mein bharkar,
Jo ehsaan mujh pe kar diyaa hota...
Na bechain hoti hamari mohabbat,
na dil mera aaj tadap ke yun rota...

par koi shikwaa nahi shikaayat nahi hai,
kuch kam rahi hogi mohabbat hamari...
Tumne to pyaar karke mujhpe ehsaan kiyaa hai,
tumhe dosh de itni jurrat hamari...

bye
jai